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	Customer TestimonialsThe folks here at Local Yokel® have been screenprinting, sewing, embroidering and otherwise fixing up top drawer clothes for a very long time -- decades and decades, in fact. We were doing it in the '60s, the '70s and... ..
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	Frequently Asked QuestionsShipping And Order FulfillmentHow soon will my order be shipped?I haven't received my order yet, so why has my card been charged?I do not live in the United States. Why can't I buy stuff? I live in the... ..
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	Privacy Policy1) This store does collect demographic data and personal data to provide you a better internet experience.2) Your personal details will remain private and confidential. We will never sell, rent, barter or share your personal details in any way... ..
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	Shop With Confidence at Local Yokel®Shopping online at LocalYokelShop.com is safe and secure. All transactions processed on our payment page (the page where you enter credit card information) are protected by industry standard SSL (Secure Sockets Layer) encryption, and we... ..
Earth Friendly Fashion
	Earth Friendly Fashions At Local Yokel®The business of decorating garments has traditionally been carried on in plants loaded with toxic chemicals. From screenprinting inks to industrial cleaning solvents the traditional decorating plant would rank pretty high on the list of... ..
Hot Native American Made T-Shirts
	American Indians Speak—On T-Shirts!Get the original Indian Made tees here.The Original Homeland Security ShirtThis shirt took the powwow circuit by storm then quickly spread like wildfire to become one of the most popular Native American related t-shirts ever. These shirts... ..
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"Design Your Own" Hoodie
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"Design Your Own" Zippered Hoodie
		There ain't nothing like the real thing--the classic full-zip hoodie. Complete with pockets for your iPod and a drawstring hood. What's more, it looks dashing on men and fetching on women. Put your city name, neighborhood name or anything else... ..
"Design Your Own" Pullover Hoodie
		The classic hoodie has almost risen to the status of a uniform for well dressed Local Yokels. It's casual, yet stylish and sophisticated, and comes omplete with pockets for your iPod and a drawstring hood. And, just like it's zippered... ..
"Design Your Own" Crew Sweatshirt
		The venerable classic crew sweatshirt is the one thing in your wardrobe that will never go out of style. For over 100 years Americans, and sensible people all over the world, have kept this timeless wardrobe workhorse at the top... ..
Amazing Amusements
	Warning: You Must Be 18 Years Old To Remember Any Of This Stuff.Most of these great items first appeared in the 1950s. They're just as hot today! ..
Terror Stopper Potato Gun
		You bought the plastic sheeting and duct tape, and you keep your television glued to cable news. You've done everything you can to prepare your family for a terrorist attack. But, what if the attack isn't chemical or nuclear? What... ..
Bacon Strip Bandages
		Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage. And if a fancy bandage isn’t enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Each comes in a 3-3/4" (9.5 cm)... ..
Corn Dog Air Freshener Set
		The corn dog is quite possibly the best food on a stick ever created! Close your eyes and you can almost smell the sweet honey batter and the steaming, salty meat product nestled inside. This 6-1/4" (17.1 cm) long air... ..
Red Hot Voodoo Doll
		Been looking to do a little voodoo? This little wonder will fill the bill.This 9" tall, stuffed cloth Voodoo Doll looks like a harmless toy, but packs the wallop of a full blown dynamojo. Use it to reward nice people... ..
Beauty And The Beach
	We'll bet you thought sarongs and pareos were just for warm weather and sunny beaches. Think again. We can't think of a single place that a pretty girl in a colorful sarong can't heat up. Local Yokel® has put in... ..
"Flight Of The Leaves" Batik Sarong
		What can we say about this batik beauty? It's playful, whimsical, and has all the right colors to show off that tan. And, it comes from Bali where the rich and famous mingle on the beach with, well, the rich,... ..
"SAR-A-HA Hands" Batik Sarong
		Get that all-over feeling of universal peace, love and understanding. And look fabulous doing it!A terrific folk art example of batik on an exquisite fringed rayon sarong. Imported from Bali. Measures approximately 66" x 44". ..
Imperial Butterfly Sarong
		Wow...this is some impressive butterfly! The royalty of all butterflies. This 100% natural rayon batik sarong measures approximately 66" x 44" and is imported from Bali, Indonesia. ..
Java Classic Batik Floral Sarong
		Few things in life are more simply beautiful, comfortable or convenient than fine Java batik sarongs. This beautiful floral theme combines with the highest quality, heavyweight rayon to offer a very striking example of the batik art. Wear it as... ..
Tiki Batik Sarong
		In many Polynesian traditions Tiki was the first man. Tiki is also the name given to wooden carvings throughout Polynesia that depict the human form. During World War II and throughout the 1950s Tiki enjoyed a near frenzy of popularity... ..
Tokay Gecko Sarong
		This ain't your momma's gecko. No, it's the regal Tokay Gecko, renowned throughout Southeast Asia for it's striking markings. Some folks say it has magical powers. We can't say much about that, but you'll have magical charm strutting this around... ..
Best Stuff We Can Find
	The Local Yokel® staff always keeps a keen eye out for extraordinarily great products. It might be a fantastic smelling body lotion that makes people act like crazed wild beasts or something with a sound practical benefit, like Tired Old... ..
Tired Old Ass Soak
		The name may sound funny, but this product is a serious revitalizing tool. This revitalizing mineral bath will soothe away years of torture and abuse your tired old ass has taken. The essential oils give your body strength again, and... ..
Busted Ass Rescue Cannister
		Stress. Worry. The breakneck pace of modern life. They get you by the butt and and just won't turn loose. Often, this results in a condition known as "busted ass syndrome." Luckily, for you busted ass sufferers we've put together... ..
Tired Old Ass Balm
		It happens to all of us from time to time. Stressed to the max...weary to the bone.... Not to worry - help is now here in the form of Tired Old Ass Balm. This near magical preparation, previously shrouded in... ..
Cricket Pouch
		You've got to carry your keys. You always need a little cash. And, these days you don't dare go anywhere without your government issued photo ID. What's a jogger/walker/hiker/shopper to do? We found the perfect and simple answer in this... ..
Hippie Dip Bath Bucket
		Now just taking a shower can be as groovy as skinnydippin' at the beach. And, you can do it all winter long in the privacy of your own home. Really. All you need is running water and our really happening... ..
Dirty Hippie Kissin' Sticks
		Kissin' Sticks aren't just a treat for dry lips, they make you utterly and completely kissable. Watch out—these things can get you in trouble! Okay, so what do they taste like? The hemp-based Herbie Kissin' Stick is a herbal-mint blend... ..
"Nowhere Man" Dirty Hippie Soap
		No need to mince words about it. This is our all time favorate soap. It lathers up a storm and it's loaded with that back-to-nature love-the-one-you're-with scent. What's not to like about this? Bark-infused base oils blended with fir and... ..
Hippie Balm
		This balm feels great and exudes that unmistakeable aroma of peace, love and doing your own thing. It's all natural (who would have anything else), and does a groovy job of moisturizing. It's way better than lotion and is easy... ..
Stress Therapy Massage/Body Oil
		You do yoga. You watch Dr. Phil. Still you're tense and all knotted up. In the pressure cooker environment in which most of us live every source of stress relief is welcome! We've found this massage oil to be the... ..
Navajo Unscented Goat Milk Soap
		If you're the sensitive type, this soap's for you. The perfect soap for sensitive skin, both old tough manly hide and soft, delicate feminine skin. Formulated and handmade by a Navajo family business in New Mexico, this product remains true... ..
Sleeping Bean Body Pillow
		This gets our vote for the "must have" product of the year. Once you've tried it you'll never go to bed without it again.The Original Sleeping Bean Body pillow is the first and finest body pillow made. It's extra long... ..
Mango Passion Natural Body Lotion
		Liven up the Holiday Season and the cold winter months with this refreshing tropical delight. A rich, natural body lotion with the scent of fresh mangos and clean, clear tropical beaches. A winter day's dream. This whole body lotion is... ..
Out of Africa Whole Body Lotion
		Both men and women find this blend highly alluring! In plain language that means this is one sexy body lotion. The enchanting deep, rich scent is made up of frankincense, vetiver, rose, jasmine, geranium, lemon verbena and sweel orange essential... ..
Out of Africa Homemade Soap Bar
		The scent of this handmade soap makes both men and women get a wide-eyed look, and they can't keep from doing deep inhalations of it's resinous, exotic aroma. It's a very unique blend of frankincense, vetiver, rose, jasmine, geramium, lemon... ..
Ass Kisser Body Damage Cream
		Okay, you think this must be a joke. Well, it could be if you want it to, but it's also a powerful remedy for the tired old tush that needs to be kissed and made better. Ass Kisser is a... ..
Calaveras T-Shirts
	Calaveras T-ShirtsAnd other things adapted from interesting art. ..
"Calaveras Del Monton" Black T-Shirt
		What's more delightful than a ton of skulls? Well, for one thing, this great t-shirt featuring a wildly popular Posada calaveras woodcut image from the early 20th century. During the very early 1900s skulls and skeletons were really big favorites... ..
"Our Lady Of Guadalupe" Woodcut T-Shirt
		For quite a long time we've wanted to print a shirt featuring the Virgin of Guadalupe, but we wanted it to be special. Finally, it's ready. This beautiful and rustic rendering of Juan Diego and Our Lady is taken from... ..
"Calaveras Del Monton" T-Shirt
		What's more delightful than a ton of skulls? Well, for one thing, this great t-shirt featuring a wildly popular Posada calaveras woodcut image from the early 20th century. During the very early 1900s skulls and skeletons were really big favorites... ..
Gift Certificates
	Local Yokel® Gift Certificates make perfect gifts. They're easy to give and everyone loves getting them. They can also save your butt if you've put off shopping until the 2-minute warning. ..
Local Yokel® Electronic Gift Certificate
		Gift Certificates can be used to purchase any merchandise in our online store—online or by phone.Be sure to enter your correct email address (or that of your gift recipient) when ordering. Your certificate will be sent to the email address... ..
Local Yokel® Caps
1932 Santa Fe Straight Arrows Vintage Cap
		In 1932 James "Big Jim" Mills, local giant and former high school gridiron star with the Roswell Coyotes, put together a squad of the biggest, toughest boys in the Hondo Valley, and set out to make a mark in the... ..
Bronx Roulettes Vintage Stickball Cap
		Is is a bird? A plane? No...it's a Spaldeen sailing into the upper deck (actually, Mrs. Bigelow's kitchen window). If you've got the right stuff you can wear the colors of the Bronx. The cap is a classic piece of... ..
Cienfuegos Elefantes Vintage Goocher Cap
		Relive the golden era of Cuban baseball with this authentic Goocher cap. Rewind to the days when the Elefantes rumbled with the Habana, Almendares and Marianao clubs for the Cuban League crown. The cap is made of 100% cotton and... ..
Cuban Stars G202 Cap
		This 1920 Cuban Stars Logo Cap features a rich wool blend that imparts the timeless look of professional gameday caps. The Cuban logo is beautifully rendered in athletic wool felt applique and Swiss embroidery onto the crown of this navy/red/white... ..
Flatbush Viceroys Vintage Cap
		In the summer of '56 they were playing a little stickball down in Flatbush, and the Viceroys proclaimed themselves kings of the concrete diamond. This classic cap features a soft 100% cotton crown, contrasting metal eyelets and leather adjusting strap.... ..
Habana Leones Goocher Cap
		Habanistas Unite! Gone are the days of professional baseball in Cuba. Gone are the glory days when the Leones and Alacranes thrilled fans with their battle for the championship flag. Bring back the excitement and glory in this classic Coobla™... ..
Local Yokel® Hoodies
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Tribal Hoodies - Select Your American Indian Tribe
		We make tribal hoodies featuring every American Indian tribe. We start with a sturdy, yet comfortable, mid-weight 50/50 cotton/poly hooded sweatshirt. Then we carefully cut the tribe name in applique pieces from pro-quality tackle twill and stitch them on with... ..
World's Best New York Hoodie
		New York is big, tough and stylish. So why would the World's Best New York Hoodie any different? It's the hoodie of champions, and the champion of hoodies.100% Cotton. No fake fibers here.Heavyweight. It'll keep you warmPigment dyed for that... ..
World's Best Brooklyn Hoodie
		It's not just braggadocio. It is, we believe, the world's best Brooklyn hoodie. What makes it special? Well, gee...just look at it. The thing is Brooklyn to the bone.100% Cotton. No fake fibers here.Heavyweight. It'll keep you warmPigment dyed for... ..
Classic Brooklyn Zippered Hoodie
		Brooklynites know a first class hoodie when the see one. That's why they keep on buying this classic Brooklyn sweatshirt from Local Yokel®.We start with a sturdy, yet comfortable, mid-weight 50/50 cotton/poly hooded sweatshirt. Then we carefully cut the Brooklyn... ..
Classic New York Zippered Hoodie
		You've seen the rest, now buy the best! This is the classic New York hoodie that has become out best seller all over the world, and every one of them is stitched right here at the Local Yokel shop.We start... ..
Brooklyn Vintage Hooded Sweatshirt
		The official hooded sweatshirt of Brooklynites. This genuine, heavyweight, pigment dyed Brooklyn vintage classic is made of 100% ringspun cotton that is soft, warm and unspeakably stylish. The "Brooklyn" applique is cut from 100% wool athletic felt and expertly stitched... ..
New York Vintage Hooded Sweatshirt
		This faded classic Local Yokel™ design evokes the faded glory of the 1950s and 1960s when wool felt applique lettering was emblazoned on the front of every truly stylish sweatshirt. This simple design was the rage in 1955, 1965...and again... ..
Nueva York Classic Hoodie
		We've had a gazillion requests for this one...so here it is. The official Local Yokel® Nueva York Classic Hoodie.We start with a sturdy, yet comfortable, mid-weight 50/50 cotton/poly hooded sweatshirt. Then we carefully cut the Nueva York applique pieces from... ..
Traditional NYC (New York City) Hoodie
		It's a classic, and it's popular year after year. We've been making these traditional NYC hoodies for so long that we can't remember just when we started.We start with your traditional, pullover heavyweight 50/50 hoodie, complete with grommet, drawstrings, center... ..
Classic Flatbush Zippered Hoodie
		What could be cooler than a Flatbush zippered hoodie? Did you know that 13 former presidents of major labor unions, 44 Grammy winning recording artists and 18 million professional sports fans came from Flatbush? We don't know if that's all... ..
Classic Bronx Zippered Hoodie
		It seems that The Bronx never gets the respect it so richly deserves. Well, it does now with this top quality zippered hoodie from our classic collection.We start with a sturdy, yet comfortable, mid-weight 50/50 cotton/poly hooded sweatshirt from Jerzees,... ..
Classic Queens Zippered Hoodie
		Wear the style of the Big Apple's proudest borough (according to a poll of 5 residents of Queens and no residents of other boroughs). This classic Queens zippered hoodie has you covered from Long Island City to Floral Park.We start... ..
Classic East Side Zippered Hoodie
		Whether you're from the silk stocking set of the Upper East Side or a tried-and-true American from the Lower East Side, this East Side hoodie is for you. Hell, this is a democracy!We start with a sturdy, yet comfortable, mid-weight... ..
Classic Manhattan Zippered Hoodie
		Are there Local Yokels in Manhattan? You bet! Just look around, and you'll likely see a bunch of them strutting their very businesslike stuff in this classic Manhattan zippered hoodie.We start with a sturdy, yet comfortable, mid-weight 50/50 cotton/poly hooded... ..
Classic Harlem Zippered Hoodie
		They say that Harlem is becoming "gentrified". We thought it always ways. Anyway, you'll look every bit the upper crust in this classic Harlem zippered hoodie.We start with a sturdy, yet comfortable, mid-weight 50/50 cotton/poly hooded sweatshirt from Jerzees, among... ..
Classic Bed-Stuy Zippered Hoodie
		The Old Bed-Stuy. The New Bed-Stuy. Whichever you prefer, and whichever you claim, make it your own in this sharp tribute to Brooklyn's rich history and resilience.We start with a sturdy, yet comfortable, mid-weight 50/50 cotton/poly hooded sweatshirt from Jerzees,... ..
Classic West Side Zippered Hoodie
		Everyone on the West Side has a story to tell. There's no better way to tell it than in this snappy, attention getting West Side zippered hoodie.We start with a sturdy, yet comfortable, mid-weight 50/50 cotton/poly hooded sweatshirt from Jerzees,... ..
Local Yokel® Organic Tees
	Local Yokel® Organic T-Shirts100% Certified Organically Grown Cotton • Not Just For Tree Huggers Anymore ..
Local Yokel® Organics T-Shirt
		It's time to save the planet. No, really, whether you're a liberal, conservative, libertarian or Rosicrucian you've got to live on this planet—at least for now. So, let's cut the crappola and start acting like sensible folks.Cutting down on the... ..
Local Yokel® Organics Ladies T-Shirt
		It's time to save the planet. No, really, whether you're a liberal, conservative, libertarian or Rosicrucian you've got to live on this planet—at least for now. So, let's cut the crappola and start acting like sensible folks.Cutting down on the... ..
"Buy Local" Organic T-Shirt
		Around here we all love the Farmers Market. How come? We like to eat, and the better the food the better we like it. Sure you can get tomatoes at the chain supermarkets all over the place. But, they aren't... ..
"Hand In Hand" Vintage Organic T-Shirt
		During the Great Depression and the tribulations of the second World War, the people of America's greatest generation worked together to lift the country out of economic despair and to save much of the world from the horrors of fascism.... ..
"Hand In Hand" Ladies Vintage Organic T-Shirt
		During the Great Depression and the tribulations of the second World War, the people of America's greatest generation worked together to lift the country out of economic despair and to save much of the world from the horrors of fascism.... ..
Native Nations T-Shirts
	Buffalo Johnson® American Indian T-ShirtsGenuine American Indian Made Goods • Support Native American Owned BusinessPlus Selected Great Shirts From Other Top Designers ..
"Homeland Security" NativeColor T-Shirt
		Now here's one that will make you do a double take— Geronimo and his band of warriors in full color! Through the wonders of human artistry and digital technology the folks at Buffalo Johnson® have brought new life to this... ..
"Homeland Security" NativeColor2 T-Shirt
		Now here's one that will make you do a double take— Geronimo and his band of warriors in full color! Through the wonders of human artistry and digital technology the folks at Buffalo Johnson® have brought new life to this... ..
Border Security American Indian T-Shirt
		If you don't think that securing America's borders is an important issue, just ask an American Indian. Some say they've been fighting illegal immigration since 1492!100% cotton. Made in a foreign country, but printed here in the U.S.A. by Buffalo... ..
Sitting Bull College T-Shirt
		Okay, this is more than just a great looking t-shirt. At least, it is to us. Sitting Bull College, located in Fort Yates, North Dakota stands as a monument to the force of will, determination, vision and boundless aspirations of... ..
1912 Carlisle Indians Vintage T-Shirt
		A classic from the gridiron glory days of the fabled Carlisle Indian Industrial School and it's mighty football team. At the turn of the century--the 20th Century--the tiny Carlisle school humbled the powerhouse teams of the Ivy League as they... ..
BIA "Indian Blood" T-Shirt
		Whoopie... if you pass muster with the U.S. Department of the Interior, the Bureau of Indian Affairs (BIA) will issue you a card that says you are an Indian! It's called a Certificate of Degree of Indian Blood (CDIB), and... ..
"Support Our Troops" American Indian T-Shirt
		SUPPORT OUR NATIVE TROOPS wherever they fight to protect the homeland from terrorism, both foreign and domestic. There's any irony here, don't you think? Native Americans have distinguished themselves in every branch of military service through two world wars, Korea,... ..
"Got Screwed?" American Indian T-Shirt
		If you've recently received a new credit card, adjustable rate mortgage, student loan or tax package from the IRS this shirt is for you.The shirt is 100% heavyweight, pre-shrunk cotton and printed here in the U.S.A. ..
"Desperate Housewives" American Indian T-Shirt
		For more than 150 years Native American women have watched their children suffer in poverty while toiling alongside their husbands, against all odds, to earn even a subsistance living. Meanwhile, the rest of America enjoys an increasingly easy life and... ..
Buffalo Johnson's War Pony Museum T-Shirt
		One thing is absolutely true. We Indians drive some damn fine automobiles. You can see 'em parked, often permanently, alongside some pretty posh trailer houses all over the U.S.A. What could be more appropriate to our cultural history than a... ..
Choctaw "Five Tribes" Ladies Short Sleeve T-Shirt
		This striking t-shirt is a selection from the "Five Tribes" group of tribal t-shirts from Buffalo Johnson®. The "Five Tribes" are comprised of the Cherokee, Choctaw, Chickasaw, Creek and Seminole nations that were forced from their homeland in the Southeastern... ..
Choctaw "Five Tribes" T-Shirt
		This striking t-shirt is a selection from the "Five Tribes" group of tribal t-shirts from Buffalo Johnson®. The "Five Tribes" are comprised of the Cherokee, Choctaw, Chickasaw, Creek and Seminole nations that were forced from their homeland in the Southeastern... ..
Alcatraz 1969 Heather T-Shirt
		Almost fourty years ago In the late fall of 1969 a politically disaffected group of American Indians landed on Alcatraz, took control of the island, and maintained an 18 month occupation that provoked the most serious national discussion of American... ..
Choctaw Travelers Vintage T-Shirt
		During baseball's first 50 years no athletes struggled against discrimination and deprivation more than Native American athletes. In the 1880 to 1940 period dozens of American Indian semipro and professional teams barnstormed across America's heartland in a struggle to win... ..
American Indian History Month T-Shirt
		If there's one thing we Indians have here in America it's opportunity. Lot's of it. In fact, George Bush said last year, " My Administration is working to ensure that American Indians and Alaska Natives have access to all the... ..
"We Are Related" American Indian T-Shirt
		No, this shirt is not a confirmation of what the DNA researchers tell us. Derived from American Indian* traditions, the design confirms that we're all related in a spiritual way. This is a stunningly great looking shirt, and it has... ..
Kokopelli Moonlight American Indian T-Shirt
		Feisty little Kokopelli. He's been around over 2000 years, and he's still playing his tricks after the sun goes down. This striking design captures Kokopelli's moonlight march, spreading life and renewal throughout the Earth. The shirt is 100% cotton that... ..
New York T-Shirts
	Local Yokel® New York T-ShirtsOfficial shirts of the Local Yokels of Gotham City. ..
Bronx Roulettes Stickball T-Shirt
		Legend has it that they invented the "Chop 'n Hop" style of play. Others say it just ain't so. Either way, this is one sweet t-shirt. Made of preshrunk heavyweight cotton -- in Local Yokel's can't-no-sissy-wear-this "old school" athletic heather... ..
1956 Flatbush Viceroys Stickball T-Shirt
		In the summer of '56 they were playing a little stickball down in Flatbush, and the Viceroys proclaimed themselves kings of the concrete diamond. This impressive and striking Viceroys t-shirt just adds to the swagger and mystique of the legends.What... ..
Brooklyn "Color Splash" Choose Your Neighborhood Ladies Tee
		Bright and colorful—just like Brooklyn! It's feminine, it's stylish, it's Brooklyn all over. From Fort Greene to Sheepshead Bay we've got you covered.Choose your neighborhood, choose your color and be proud of yourself. After all, you're from Brooklyn.Imported. 100% cotton.... ..
Brooklyn "Splash" Neighborhood T-Shirt
		Here's a genuine Local Yokel® Vintage Classic! A true t-shirt blast from the past available for any Brooklyn neighborhood. From Fort Greene to Sheepshead Bay we've got you covered.We made 'em this way back in the early 1960s when men... ..
Bronx "Goliath" Muscle Tee
		Spend a lot of time at the gym? That's not important. You can wear this baby anywhere you want to impress anyone of your physical prowess. It really doesn't matter whether you've got muscles worth noticing or not, the extremely... ..
Bronx "Goliath" Vintage Gym T-Shirt
		Historically, the gym has been a special and revered place in the Bronx.  There was a time when it seemed like there was a boxing gym on every block. Over the years the boxing gyms have thinned out a bit... ..
Brooklyn Upstairs Distressed T-Shirt
		If you want to connect with the really interesting stuff in Brooklyn you have to go upstairs. If you don't know what's upstairs, it's best that you don't go up there. If you do know, you might want to tell... ..
Wall Street Ladies Power Tee
		Want to project power and success? The superpower of power suits is the super powerful classic business grey. But, what about casual Fridays? What if you're a personal trainer, machine operator or lost your job to offshore telemarketers and power... ..
Wall Street Business Grey T-Shirt
		Want to project power and success? The superpower of power suits is the super powerful classic business grey. But, what about casual Fridays? What if you're a carpenter, machine operator or lost your job to offshore telemarketers and power suits... ..
Coney Island Corndogs Footbal Ringer T-Shirt
		They were legends in their own minds--the fabulous Corndogs and the crowded field of other contenders in the touch football world of Coney Island. Now, the glory days come to life again with this fashionable red ringer tee. The tee,... ..
Brooklyn UBERYOKEL™ Ringer T-Shirt
		So, why do you want to buy this shirt? You've reached the pinnacle of Brooklyness. You deserve to have your status as an Uber Brooklynite recognized. Nobody's gonna put the word out for you, so you must rely on self-promotion.... ..
Brooklyn "Hum Ringer" T-Shirt
		Not everybody knows that Brooklyn is in New York City. It seems incredible, but they really don't. What's more, a fair number of  people who live in Brooklyn do not know that they live in New York City. An informal... ..
Hell's Kitchen Ringer T-Shirt
		Hell's Kitchen has been heatin' up Manhattan for 150 years and shows no signs of cooling off. This heavyweight 100% cotton ringer t-shirt with the spiffy red trim tips the hat to the real Hell's Kitchen. And, yes, you can... ..
New York City "Hum Ringer" Tee
		Many years back New York's Finest (we're talking about the police, of course) prowled around the neighborhoods in rolling black and whites. Today, these classic t-shirts are the perfect black and whites for loafing around NYC or anywhere else that... ..
Brooklyn "Big Blocks" Ladies Capsleeve T-Shirt
		Goody (one of the smart, young and strikingly pretty girls in residence here at Local Yokel®) says that this is the coolest Brooklyn t-shirt ever. We think she means that she likes it. When talking about the shirt she uses... ..
Brooklyn "Big Blocks" Men's Ringer T-Shirt
		Here at Local Yokel® we're famous for our "can't-no-sissy-wear-this" t-shirts. So what's with the pink in this shirt design?The answer is simple—pink and black are fashionable. Go read up on it for yourself in any of the slick men's magazines.... ..
1985 NY Skully Shootout T-Shirt
		Nothing "takes it to the street" like a chalkline skully board and a properly weighted bottle cap! Celebrate the skill and strategic genius of the greats of the game in this classic Local Yokel™ t-shirt. It's straight out of the... ..
T-Shirts For Naked People
	T-Shirts For Naked PeopleJust for nudists, naturists and those who really want to shuck their duds. ..
Imperial Egyptian Nudist Resort T-Shirt
		Now here's a classic vintage t-shirt if there ever was one! So, what's it about? In the late 1920s Americans caught wind of a growing nudist movement in Europe, and it wasn't long before a number of clothesophobic Yanks were... ..
King Neptune Gymnosophical League Tee
		Short Answer:  Gymnosophical League is a fancy term used a long time ago as an alternative to "nudist society". Yep, bub, we're talking about naked people. Nudists, naturists, or just folks that like to go around with no clothes on.Longer... ..
Hippie Hollow Vintage T-Shirt
		Way back in the 1940s, the mamas and papas of the '60s flower children were skinnydippin' at Lake McGregor (just outside Austin, TX) - and doing a little fishin' as well. When the hippie culture took over the watering hole... ..
Barefoot All Over Skinnydippin' T-Shirt
		Remember the feeling of that first day of summer vacation when you flung your shoes off and celebrated the coming weeks of barefootin' around the neighborhood? If you lived in the country, you might also have celibrated with a little... ..
Vintage Sports T-Shirts
1918 San Juan Borenquin Select All-Stars T-Shirt
		The American national game took root in Puerto Rico in the 1880s, and by the early 20th century the island was fielding some of the best nines in the Carribean. The Borenquin Select All-Stars traveled extensively in Venezuela, the Dominican... ..
1932 Santa Fe Straight Arrows T-Shirt
		In 1932 James "Big Jim" Mills, local giant and former high school gridiron star with the Roswell Coyotes, put together a squad of the biggest, toughest boys in the Hondo Valley, and set out to make a mark in the... ..
Caracas American Stars Vintage T-Shirt
		Another classic from Local Yokel® highlights the color and excitement that surrounded "the American game" throughout Latin America in the early decades of the 20th century. As baseball's popularity swelled in Venezuela, stateside all-star squads were bigtime attractions throughout "La... ..
1906 Cherokee Indians Baseball T-Shirt
		The diamond and gridiron success of such collegiate teams as the Carlisle Indians, coupled with the American public's fascination with all things Indian, made touring professional Indian teams a real box office attraction during the early 20th century. Among the... ..
1925 Kokomo Black Cats T-Shirt
		Among the strongest independent clubs in the Midwest during the 1920s, the Kokomo Black Cats filled their schedule with the best barnstorming teams in the country.100% combed, ringspun cotton. The shirt is imported, but printed in the U.S.A.Washing Instructions: Wash... ..
1928 Drug Store Cowboys T-Shirt
		These guys spent very little time on the soda fountain stools. They were too busy putting up strong competition to the best semipro and professional teams on the diamonds of the Midwest. During the 1920s and 1930s the Drug Store... ..
Sitting Bull College T-Shirt
		Okay, this is more than just a great looking t-shirt. At least, it is to us. Sitting Bull College, located in Fort Yates, North Dakota stands as a monument to the force of will, determination, vision and boundless aspirations of... ..
1947 Team Cuba T-Shirt
		This Team Cuba shirt features a striking commemorative design recalling the great team simply known as "Cuba", participants in the short-lived Liga De La Federacion in the late 1940s. The shirt itself is a quality, 6.1 oz. heavyweight, preshrunk, 100%... ..
Habana Leones Vintage Cuban T-Shirt
		This Havana Leones Cuban League shirt features a striking commemorative design recalling the days when the "Reds" battled the crosstown Alacranes for Cuban League supremacy. The screen printing techniques used in producing this shirt produce a unique product with the... ..
Almendares Alacranes T-Shirt
		This Almendares Alacranes Cuban League shirt features a striking commemorative design celebrating the famed "Scorpions", bitter rivals of the Havana club. The screen printed design recalls the color and flavor of athletic wear of a bygone era. The shirt itself... ..
Cienfuegos Elefantes Vintage T-Shirt
		This Cienfuegos Elefantes shirt features a striking commemorative design recalling the traditions of one of the Cuban League's four cornerstone teams. The shirt itself is a quality, 6.1 oz. heavyweight, preshrunk, 100% cotton tee featuring a seamless collar, shoulder-to-shoulder taping... ..
Santa Clara Leopardos T-Shirt
		The 1923 Santa Clara Leopardes team is generally regarded as one of the most powerful lineups ever to appear in Cuban League play. The Leopardes compiled a .744 win percentage in 1923 while destroying all competition on their way to... ..
1912 Carlisle Indians Tee
		A classic from the gridiron glory days of the fabled Carlisle Indian Industrial School and it's mighty football team. At the turn of the century--the 20th Century--the tiny Carlisle school humbled the powerhouse teams of the Ivy League as they... ..