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Busted Ass Rescue Cannister

A marvelous holiday gift that really says you care!

Busted Ass Rescue Cannister

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Name: Busted Ass Rescue Cannister
Your Price: $34.95
SKU: BUSTED01
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Stress. Worry. The breakneck pace of modern life. They get you by the butt and and just won't turn loose. Often, this results in a condition known as "busted ass syndrome."

Luckily, for you busted ass sufferers we've put together this home care kit to help you cope with just such emergencies. Combining 3 of the most powerful butt mending, spirit lifting marvels from the Tired Old Ass® range of fine products, you'll find everything you need right here in the can.

The Rescue Cannister contains:

* Tired Old Ass Soak (4oz.)
* Tired Old Ass Cream (2oz.)
* Tired Old Ass Splash (2oz.)
* Half-Ounce Tin Ass Kisser Body Damage Cream

We've packed it all up in this cunning and eye catching metal can. Give one to your beloved. Show your love.

Please note that this item comes in a sealed, recyclable metal can, just like coffee and other essentials. Consequently, a can opener is required to open it.

Tired Old Ass® is a trademark of Little Moon, Inc.

 

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