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Terror Stopper Potato Gun

Guarantee Your Family's Safety And Fun!

Terror Stopper Potato Gun

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Name: Terror Stopper Potato Gun
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SKU: 02000
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You bought the plastic sheeting and duct tape, and you keep your television glued to cable news. You've done everything you can to prepare your family for a terrorist attack. But, what if the attack isn't chemical or nuclear? What if it's a bunch of Islamo-Fascists snarling at your bomb shelter door? Well, you're gonna need one of these babies!

The classic 6" long plastic spud plug shooter requires nothing more than an All-American Idaho potato for ammunition. Just stick the tip into a potato, load up a tater plug, then fire away. It kept the commies at bay in the '50s and '60s, and it'll make believers of Middle Eastern thugs today.

IMPORTANT NOTE: Don't shoot anybody in the face with one of these things. Things like that kinda hurt a little and really piss people off. Particularly older people.

 

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